If you’ve ever wondered what Grand Theft Auto would look like with horses instead of sports cars and castles instead of nightclubs, Rustler (Grand Theft Horse) is your answer. This wildly chaotic action-adventure game, blending medieval satire with over-the-top chaos, is now on sale for just $4.99 (90% off) on Steam—matching its lowest price ever.
GTA Meets the Middle Ages
Rustler throws players into a sandbox kingdom riddled with anachronistic humor, sword fights, and horse-drawn chariot chases. As a peasant-turned-outlaw, you’ll brawl with knights, outsmart guards, and complete absurd quests like jousting in a tournament or stealing a holy grail—all while dodging the law in true GTA fashion. The game’s creators describe it as "a love letter to old-school top-down crime games," but with a twist: instead of shotguns, you’ll wield crossbows; instead of sports cars, you’ll race manure-cart chariots.
The humor is unapologetically crude, poking fun at medieval tropes and modern pop culture alike. Expect Monty Python-esque absurdity, including a bard who raps insults, drunken bar fights, and even a murderous goose (yes, that meme).
Why It’s Worth $5
At 90% off, Rustler is a steal for fans of chaotic sandbox games. Reviews praise its irreverent style, with players calling it "a hilarious parody of GTA and medieval games" and "stupid fun." While its gameplay isn’t revolutionary, the sheer absurdity of its world—complete with disco-dancing monks and armor-clad cops—delivers laughs-per-dollar value few games match.
Ready to unleash medieval madness?
👉 Grab Rustler for $4.99 on Steam (Sale ends soon!)
The Verdict
Rustler won’t win awards for depth, but it excels as a comedic, stress-relieving romp. For less than a fancy coffee, you get 10–15 hours of janky joy, meme-filled quests, and a soundtrack mixing lute tunes with beatboxing. If you miss the early GTA era’s top-down chaos or just crave something silly, this deal is a no-brainer.
P.S. Prefer console? A physical edition is available on Amazon (though the Steam deal is far cheaper). Saddle up, outlaw—your chariot awaits!
Platforms: PC (Steam), PlayStation, Xbox, Switch | Deal: $4.99 (normally $49.99) | Discount: 90% off
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