In the world of PC hardware, where enthusiasts debate frame rates and thermal performance, a new and utterly bizarre benchmark has been set: skateboardability. In a move that has left the tech community equal parts amused and horrified, a resourceful individual has successfully modified an ASUS Astral RTX 5080—a graphics card worth nearly $1,800—into a fully functional skateboard.
The stunt was first documented in a now-viral clip shared on the r/pcmasterrace subreddit. The short video, which you can see below, shows an anonymous rider casually cruising along a pavement on what appears to be the sleek, black hull of the high-end GPU.
Watch the viral clip of the RTX 5080 skateboard in action on Reddit here.
A Surprisingly Stable Ride… for a Graphics Card
The user, ashleysaidwhat, provided minimal details, letting the visuals do the talking. The modification seems straightforward yet effective: a pair of standard skateboard trucks (the axle and wheel assemblies) have been securely attached to the underside of the ASUS Astral RTX 5080. The card's substantial length provides just enough real estate for the rider to place both feet side-by-side, offering a surprisingly stable-looking platform. The whole scene is made even more surreal by the rider's dog, who trots alongside, seemingly oblivious to the fact that its owner is riding a piece of hardware that could power a high-end gaming rig.
The post's caption only adds to the mystery and humor, stating, “She's a 5080 Astral but she looks like a 5090, and she handles like a TUF.” This playful jab at ASUS's own product lines suggests the creator has a sense of humor about the entire project.
A $1,745 Skateboard? The Big Question Remains
The biggest question on every commenter's mind is a simple one: Was the GPU functional before its transformation?
The creator has not revealed whether this was a brand-new card sacrificed for the bit, a dead unit given a second life, or simply an elaborate hoax using only the card's external cooler attached to a wooden board. Given the Astral RTX 5080's staggering retail price of $1,745, the hope is that it was already non-functional. Otherwise, this is arguably one of the most expensive and ergonomically questionable skateboards ever created.
While the project is hilarious, it also highlights the precarious nature of the current GPU market. High-end models are often in short supply, and their value can skyrocket. In a related and sobering note, it was recently reported that the even more powerful Nvidia RTX 5090 has effectively reached its End of Life (EOL), meaning supply is drying up and remaining cards are poised to become collector's items with insane price tags.
For those looking to actually game on a new GPU rather than ride one, you can check the latest prices for the ASUS Astral series on Amazon.
Whether a work of comedic genius, a critique of hardware consumerism, or just a fun weekend project, the RTX 5080 skateboard has undoubtedly carved its place in PC gaming folklore. It's a potent reminder that with a little creativity, almost anything can be repurposed—even if that purpose is rolling down the street at the expense of your wallet.
She's a 5080 Astral but she looks like a 5090, and she handles like a TUF
byu/ashleysaidwhat inpcmasterrace
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